here's what you missed on the morning express...

a brilliant joke from the flying dutchman... if not 100% accurately transcribed by me...

Here's a sad story. A man sees a family of children about to be put out on the street. Distraught, he goes to the one place where he feels can help them - the church. He finds the priest, with his voice cracking, and says, "Father, there's this family in your neighbourhood that's about to lose their home. The father has passed away, the mother is seriously ill and the children are starving. They will be put out into the cold, hard world if someone can't pay their rent, which amounts to around six hundred and fifty dollars."

The priest goes, "Oh my, that's terrible. May I find out who you are?"

The man, taking out his handkerchief to wipe away his tears, says, "I'm their landlord."